“TAKE YOUR MEDICATION WHEN YOU’RE BUSHY TAILED AND BRIGHT EYED…”
“squirrels”
“squirreladors”
“oh god”

the progression of me and my bfs conversation.

This pretty much sums up what this passage says. FUCKED up isn’t it.

my boyfriend would love this to death.

(via fixthiscalamity)

One night lead to the worst few years of my life.

Kurt Halsey

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

hunter s. thompson